#116 - Battle Grandpa - in A Cabin In The Woods
Heeeere's Johnny! His name perhaps may have been mentioned a couple times already. Looks like boy's night has been cancelled.
Not every human in Kellwood is willing to let monsters just eat people and get away with it, though some of them might just be a little better suited for the task than others, for reasons we'll get into later. Bert and Blaine both admire this man a great deal. He's a little too old for this gig, and that's what the baddies were counting on.
John's voice sounds like actor Lance Henriksen. Not too often I have an exact 1-1 comparison to a voice I'd cast an actor for, but that's the voice I hear when I'm writing his dialogue.
Also, "doggo" means "lying in wait, motionless and quiet" and has meant that for far longer than the very recent modern usage of "cutesy name for dog".